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Maybe you feel like this with your lover?

Or maybe even this?

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Aphrodite: When Cronus freed the titans, he injured his father his body was scattered on the earth and sea, forming sea foam and out cam wonderful me, hah be jealous!

Cronus: A strange birth indeed, not very promising, but you were lovely from your first breath.

Aphrodite: Thanks Cronus.

Zeus: Since everyone is fighting over you I have decided to make you marry Hephasteus since he is already scorned upon.

Aphrodite: But he just isn't my type, I mean he is not even attractive, how am I supposed to marry him, I can't live with this.

Hephaestus: Hi Aphrodite. I (stutter) I made you this golden belt in my forge, it will make you irresistible to anyone, you won't even have to talk to anyone, and it would look just perfect on you.

Zeus: (looking at both of them switcing from Aphrodite to Hephaeteus constantly)

Aphrodite: Maybe you are right Zeus. (to Hephaestus) I am going to marry you.

Hephaestus: Ok.

Aphrodite: (to Athena) Thanks to Hephaestus everyone loves me even more than they did before. So to sum it up for you, beacuse I know you're not good at figuring things out on your own everyone loves me and no one loves you.

Athena: Just you? FYI I am sending Hypnos for you to put you to sleep so I don't have to listen to your blabbermouth anymore.

Aphrodite: Yeah you think that's going to work? Well you thought wrong. I guess you forgot that

I'm the goddess of love and beauty and since my husband Hephaestus made me this

astonishing golden belt it makes me even more irresistable! And you have what? That's right NOTHING to make men like you, oh wait I forgot no one likes you!

Athena: I'm done here.........

Aphrodite: That's what I thought, just walk away. Toodles! :p

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